random role play with a friend a while back:originally posted November 8th 2009

8:48pmJoshua 
it's 8 48 do you know where your bra is? 

8:48pmTaryn 
Yes. 

8:49pmJoshua 
penguins are trying on your underwears 

8:49pmTaryn 
Its in the bathtub with a tiger. 

They might wanna get out of the dryer. 

8:49pmJoshua 
um thats my bathtub 

since when did you move in with me?! 0_o 

8:51pmTaryn 
>.> 

The tiger let mein. 

*me in 

8:51pmJoshua 
shit 

i told him to stop doing that 

last time he let a hobo in 

he got mud on the carpet and stole all my cheezy poofs 

8:53pmTaryn 
Awe.. Well I'm living in your bath tub.. The tiger and I are going to elope! 
Joshua 
nuuuuuuuuuuu he didn't pay rent 

8:54pmTaryn 
Too late! The tiger and I are going to Vegas. 

8:55pmJoshua 
bring me back cheezy poofs 

and a stripper 
... PLEASE ,... SHIT